- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Michael Castillo is gay

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What's the difference between a duck?

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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