What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Yo momma is SO black.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Women's rights.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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