your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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hi

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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