- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

What's black and blue and red all over Sex

British Dentistry

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

Yidi Huang lives here.

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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