Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Spell: “This word”

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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