- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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