In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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a ginger has a soul

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Woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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