- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you