What's red and u drink it Koolaid

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Penis

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

womens rights to vote

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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