Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Bloody kids ...

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Nothing yet CC

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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