What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Type 2 diabetics

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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twilight

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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