- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

twilight

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

So a black man hails a taxi...

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Johnson stops eating

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

I am on a escalator.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??