What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Gays

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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women's rights

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Dogs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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