- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Womens rights

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

God is real

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

What is 2+2? 4!

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Why did I get raped

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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