.....Carrot Top....

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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space is fun

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Womens rights

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