- Anti Joke

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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