A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Chicken

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

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