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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Black people. They are so kind.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Barack Obama

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Black people. They are so kind.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Chicken

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Gianni

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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