Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

LOL May Wong

Johan showering. . . AWK

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

buttcrack thumbs up

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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