- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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