- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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