drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

womens rights

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

womens rights to vote

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

The game!

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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