- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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