Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Spinabifita

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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