- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

who is mark

What do you call a black priest? Father

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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