A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

i like tits

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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