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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Michael Castillo is gay

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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