- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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