Republicans

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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womens rights

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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