- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

I lost my tractor.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

The Bible

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Women's rights...

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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