asian, do math

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Anti Joke

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