If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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what is big and white? the moon

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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