- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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