why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Ebola

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Anti Joke

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