- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

what's red and blue? your heart

Colby is gay.... thats it

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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