What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Guess what? No.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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