- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Cold camel scrotum.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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