what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Once upon a time.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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