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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Ham sandwich

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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peter charastabopouloulous

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

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