- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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