Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

How did th-A fridge.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Farts smell bad!

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...