- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

YOLO MAH BROLO

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Obama

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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