- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

my namew is jd

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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