Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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A walrus walks into a bar

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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what time is it? 3:16

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