What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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whats your name? bumder:)

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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I saw a shovel once.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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I hate blackniggers

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Minecraft.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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