Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Dubstep < Music

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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