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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

who is awesome? no one...

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

God is real

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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