- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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