i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Spinabifita

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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