Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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miley cyrus

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Republicans

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Barack Obama

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Chicken

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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